If Randy were to title this episode he’d call it “To fall in love was my first mistake”, or possibly “Where’s the fucking kick drum!?” Our third song from Jazz is the plaintive ballad, Jealousy. Kev is pretty sure Freddie didn’t play to click tracks, Randy doesn’t own a fretless bass, and who’s that tap,…

If Randy were to title this episode he’d call it “This is the world we created”, or possibly “We need a ballad for the live show”. Another unanimous decision from this pair of idiots who can’t bear to disagree. Seriously, why do they bother? Why continue? Why speak in the third person when I’m one…

If Randy were to title this episode he’d call it “Mutual Masturbation”, or possibly, “Nice licks Eddie!”. Just a short ep for you this week with the boys talking about 1983’s Starfleet project. We looked at the single edit and this one was recorded live in person so it was a challenge to put this…

If Kevin were to title this episode he’d call it “Randy forgot to title this episode”, or maybe “passive aggressive podcast prose”. The boys are unanimous in their assessment of this late-era Queen track; the second from The Miracle in the last three episodes! They talk about whether the synths make sense on this one,…

If the Cardinal’s wife were to title this episode she’d call it “How long is this podcast gonna go?” Take your little brother swimming with a brick and get ready for some unexpected hot Bramley apple pie action in another episode that drags on way too long. The boys talk about harmonies, drum fills, and…

If we were to title this episode we’d call it “Synth Bass on a Train” Air humping, a discussion about the metric system, and a first appearance of our new cohost, Frank the Robot! It’s all happening as usual over at Seaside Pod Review headquarters as Kev strolls down memory lane and regales Randy with…

If we were to title this episode we’d call it “Freddie does funk” Cardinal Woods wants you to all stop fiddling with your EQs, Kev is adamant about the cheese and pickle sandwiches, and the boys are once again aligned in their appraisal of this track. A nod to Joe from in the Lap of…

If we were to title this episode we’d call it “Polish all your shiny buttons dressed as lamb instead of mutton” There’s more chat about sandwiches than you might expect in this episode. Kev was also really quite drunk during the recording and couldn’t figure out how to end it, so it’s probably longer than…

If we were to title this episode we’d call it “Where’s Freddie?” Today we get a classic deep cut from a classic album. Good Company is a Brian May tour-de-force, in which he labours for days to assemble a New Orleans style ragtime band using only his Red Special. The silly goose could have just…

If we were to title this episode we’d call it “Brian May got his way!” I Go Crazy is a discarded idea from the Hot Space sessions that Brian revamped for The Works, but alas, John, Freddie, and Roger simply we’re crazy about it (you see what I did there?) and consigned it to the…