Tony Robbins once said that “The Secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you can do that, you’re in control of your life. If you don’t, life controls you.” Then again, Tony Robbins is a gigantic cock womble, so I wouldn’t listen…

As a huge thank you to the people who have very generously donated some of their hard earned scratch to us over on our Ko-Fi account, we came up with the idea of letting people give us non-Queen songs to talk about and vote on. This week’s song was requested by Michele Stagman-Kurlander. If Kev…

Once upon a time, there was a guitarist named Mick Mars. He practiced every day. He practiced every night. He got so good that a famous musician named David invited him to be one of the spiders from Mars. After recording and touring for years with the Thin Ziggy Starman, he wanted to challenge himself…

(You don’t fool me, you don’t fool me) na na na nah (You don’t fool me, you don’t fool me) na na na nah (You don’t fool me, you don’t fool me) na na na na nah (You don’t fool me, you don’t fool me) na na na nah (You don’t fool me, you don’t…

You grow up, go to school, study hard, pass your exams, go to college, take some more exams, work hard some more, you get a job, earn a bunch of money and save as much as can and eventually you buy a house, you fill it with all the things you want that make your…

Episode 92 in the books already? Are you serious? We’ve covered more songs than we have left and the only big questions we have left to answer in the second half of the pod are; will Randy’s hat finally be fucked? How much is his oath going to suffer? And is he quite as committed…

As a huge thank you to the people who have very generously donated some of their hard earned scratch to us over on our Ko-Fi account, we came up with the idea of letting people give us non-Queen songs to talk about and vote on. This week’s song was requested by the wonderful Al Dudeney….

It’s time to recap the next block of forty songs we’ve covered! Is Kev going lean heavily 70s? Will Randy pick anything from Queen 2? There’s a public service announcement about the perils of dying your own hair, a slight twist on the Tweet of the Week, a needless discussion of Randy’s “meaty” hair, oh,…

It’s six and a half minutes long. It’s blues rock. It’s a Brian May tune. The Cardinal is gonna hate it. Right? Well, maybe, but you never know with that guy. Sometimes he votes peculiarly (which is a hard word to say when you’re hammered!) We get into bass lines, waistlines, and wastes of time…

Sixty five professional female models, sixty five bicycle seats that Halfords wouldn’t accept when returned, 36 repetitions of the word bicycle. Seventy eight live performances, one hundred and one weeks on global charts, over one million units sold in the US alone and one Rolling Stone reporter sickened and outraged. Not bad for a three…