Picture the scene; a small village pub where a young couple are enjoying a quiet drink together before going to tell her parents that they’re engaged to be married. They hear a low rumbling in the distance that gets steadily louder, to the point where their small wrought iron table starts to shake and the…

It’s a Roger tune. It’s from Sheer Heart Attack. It’s a song The Cardinal does not know, so Kev gets to watch his pal hear the song for the first time. We get into the weeds about endings and medleys and solos, oh my! There’s more talk about Metallica’s drummer (honestly, this is the last…

Kev was just tryin’ to pod. That’s all. He wasn’t asking for much. We get into the weeds about a brown Christmas, Randy is still salty about not being able to get a burger in Kindersley at 11pm, and the boys discover that they have a potential double act that they may or may not…

Randy and Kev hit upon a phenomenal business idea after identifying a serious gap in the market where banjo players are concerned. The accordian is selected rather than a kazoo, we find that Arpeggio isn’t the current AC Milan left back (who knew!), and Randy called his shot; well, on the album front at least!…

“Hey guys, the bass player wrote a song and he wants to play it for us”. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, wait, what? You’re serious? Oh OK then, yeh let’s here the bass player’s ‘song’…” That’s usually the way it goes in bands but John’s first contribution made it onto side two of 1974’s adventurous masterpiece, Sheer Heart…

I had this perfect dream… and then I woke up. But, weirdly, when I woke up, I found out that Randy is running for the office of the Prime Minister of the Central African Republic! Yeh, THAT Randy! The guy who downvoted The Prophet’s Song! I mean, how in the green shit did we end…

Back to the first record! We’re trapped in the seventies for a third week in a row and we are not mad about that! I checked on Wikipedia and apparently, this Jesus fella was kind of a big deal in Judea in the 0000s. You probably know him best from his range of sandles and…

Well, we’re going back a couple more years and heading to Sheer Heart Attack. Kevin almost manifested the song for the second time!!! No, seriously, he was like 3 pixels away!!! Randy knows this song, Kev knows this song and the boys get into a discussion about whether Roger Taylor is swinging the beat. Kev…

We’ve gone forward to the past! Yes, we’ve abandoned synths and drum machines, said farewell to high-gloss production and made our way back to Frank’s house to talk about one of Deacy’s very best tunes. We’ll discover what hairy big toes have to do with anything, what Randy has been spending his time doing instead…

Back to the Miracle sessions! We’re stuck in the 80s folks. It’s lycra pants, polyester jackets and really, really, really bad haircuts all the way! It’s also damn near our one year anniversary! We’re so thankful for all of you who have tuned in to our nonsensical ramblings and incredibly sorry to have put you…