This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Is…

Randy’s having trouble with the word minfastition, maniseftation, fannystemnation, well whatever it is, Randy just can’t say it! In a first for the podcast, there is live confectionary eating and mroe discussion about cake than anyone needs to hear, but, we’ve drawn a line under it now, so we can all put it behind us!…

Randy’s having problems with his issues, whatever the hell that means! And he still won’t quite raggin’ on poor Kev about the Shepherd’s Pie debacle. Bastard! We’re goin’ deep into fantasy this week and we’ve already had one duster from Randy for a proggier flight of fancy from Brian, way back in Episode two (oops,…

Saltpeter and sulfur and charcoal, oh my! How many pods within a pod can you reasonably expect to get away with? The cake vs pie fiasco has now spilled over into another podcast, and Corey’s not having it! This week sees Kev and Randy take on one of the titans of the Queen discography. Our…

Ko-Fi Klub Episode 1

How big is a bee’s dick exactly? Well, if my extensive online research is to be trusted (and there’s no reason it should be), it’s 4.8mm on average. Holy shit! Bee’s are packing!!! No wonder the Queen is knackered all the time… The cake vs pie fiasco rumbles on with neither side willing to give…

What are maple syrup tits? Well, I can’t say that we ever got to the bottom of that, but Randy was sure insistent that it’s a real thing even though Kevin was sceptical. The pie vs cake argument rages on and Kev is fiendishly plotting a Shepherd’s Cake recipe, to prove to Randy that pie…

“Hey dipshits, how come you spent so long talking about hockey, bowling, and Roger Waters instead of getting on with talking about Queen?” Good question, good question… Also – we need to petition cinemas to have intermissions. Don’t know why I thought of that just then, but maybe it will become more clear in the…

“Good evening, this is Radio 4, with the news at six o’clock this Thursday evening. The Prime Minister, speaking a few minutes ago in the House of Commons, has warned that the international situation is deteriorating rapidly, and that war could break out at any time in the next two or three days.” Who in…

Queen: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Seaside Pod Review. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new songs; to seek out new lyrics and new musicla expressions; to boldly go where millions of people have gone before! It’s all a bit moody over here at the SPR. Randy hasn’t forgotten his suitcase…