We come up with the perfect name for Nickelback’s Greatest Hits (which, if there were any sort of decency in the world would be a blank CD that you can just burn some Queen onto!), we solve one the great philosophical questions of the age regarding soap, we invent a new product line, and we…

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. What does that Tennyson bloke know about it anyway? He wouldn’t know a pinched harmonic from…

Ozzy Tribute Episode

We talk about punta. We talk about soca. We talk about calypso. We talk about merengue. We talk about salsa. We talk about ska. We talk about rocksteady. We talk about dubstep. We talk about dancehall. We talk about Oral. We talk about Belize country songs. Oh and I think we remembered to talk about…

Well, well, well. It’s been over a year since we last visited the game! In June last year we were putting out the fire, but this week we’re dealing with a frosty feline! It’s a longer episode and for some reason we were very giggly and very silly when we recorded on Tuesday! Must be…

Kofi Klub

Well, we finished our first album and it’s……. well look, it’s not the jewel in the regal crown now is it! But is it as bad as all that? There surely has to be some gold buried in all that thar pyrite… right? To find out, we threw it out to you, our lovely listeners…

Hey! It’s a good closing line. Maybe could have closed the album with it instead of more of that jazz….. Look, it’s bananas. It’s kooky. It’s wild and woolly. It’s Persian. It’s Arabic. It’s mainly absolute bollocks. But it’s Queen. One might almost say it’s none more Queen! But what in the green shit will…

Just as we announce an album wrap episode, this happens!!! It’s another song from Queen’s gigantic 1975 album, A Night at the Opera. Randy’s promised to be 10% nicer to Kev, in fact he even wrote a song about it. Let’s just see if he’s a man of his word or if, as we all…

Well well well, we spun a big ‘un Marjorie! Better get the fishin’ net there and get ready for some flippin’ and a floppin’! We’s eatin whale tonight! It’s been a fucking long week, lay off me. One more day of meetings and then I can get back to the business of casting pods! For…