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It’s the last track from the last canonical Queen album and don’t let Corey Morrissette tell you any different. Cosmos Rocks is NOT a Queen album Corey!!! What kind of infantile buffoon carries on an argument with a podcast co-host in the episode notes of a completely different podcast? Me, that’s who! But I digress….

Seaside Pod Tofu! So adorable… Seaside Pod Tofu! Whoo hoo! Seaside Pod Tofu! Give us a bit… Confused? Well strap in, this one goes all over the ice! We’re talking Gaga, we’re talking tofu, we’re talking French, et Randy essaie de suggérer qu’il est aux commandes et que Kev est l’acolyte ! It’s all going…

Finally! We’re getting to the spandex and hot alient chicks! Seemingly, there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactical upsets. Only Cardinal Randy Woods, at TCOGFY, has provided any explanation! Is Flash’s Theme the greatest movie theme of all time? We’re not gonna say it isn’t. We get into the weeds about gender-swapping songs, live…

We come up with the perfect name for Nickelback’s Greatest Hits (which, if there were any sort of decency in the world would be a blank CD that you can just burn some Queen onto!), we solve one the great philosophical questions of the age regarding soap, we invent a new product line, and we…

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. What does that Tennyson bloke know about it anyway? He wouldn’t know a pinched harmonic from…

Ozzy Tribute Episode

We talk about punta. We talk about soca. We talk about calypso. We talk about merengue. We talk about salsa. We talk about ska. We talk about rocksteady. We talk about dubstep. We talk about dancehall. We talk about Oral. We talk about Belize country songs. Oh and I think we remembered to talk about…

Well, well, well. It’s been over a year since we last visited the game! In June last year we were putting out the fire, but this week we’re dealing with a frosty feline! It’s a longer episode and for some reason we were very giggly and very silly when we recorded on Tuesday! Must be…

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