Once upon a time, there was a small wooden puppet who dreamed of being a dancer. All his puppet friends told him “You’ll never be a dancer! You lack the requisite dexterity because of your inarticulate limbs!” The little wooden puppet wouldn’t listen and set out to the big city to find a dance master…

Deacy wrote some absolute bangers for Queen. Another One Bites the Dust, Spread Your Wings, Your My Best Friend. But he also wrote a few more mellow tracks like In Only Seven Days and this week’s track, “One Year of Love”, which was his only sole-writing credit on A Kind of Magic. His two co-writes…

Kofi Klub

Randy’s keeping it tight and to the neat! He’d also like to buy the world a coke – but Kev’s not having it! Our movie review section could become another pod within a pod (possibly a pod within a pod within a pod if we do it during the kofi episodes!) and along the way,…

It’s time to look back at another forty songs that we’ve covered. We’ll talk about where we agreed, where we disagreed, and go through our ten favourite tracks from those last forty! We also had our listeners offer their picks and collated them on our website so we could figure out exacrtly how wrong you…

Get your tomatoes in people, winter is upon us!!! There’s the usual buffoonery; The Cardinal is having problems with his “drive” and Mrs. Cardinal probably isn’t happy about it! Kev’s heading to a show next year and we dig into the finer points of lyricism and whether it’s all just a big old bag of…

We get into the thwackfuck, which Kev’s not having and has decided to fix next year. Randy’s been at communist headquarters again getting all bolshie and shit. Tay Tay rears her inoffensive head, we talk at some length about the relative merits of panning in popular music, and we’re introduced to a band from the…

The one where Randy tells Kev about some fella who dangles low, Kev has to take an impromptu citizenship refresher and passes with moderately flying colours, we hear from Lord Percy, and we decide that all things considered, Regina is top tier and we’re probably better off as we are. We also dig into the…

At the height of his local celebrity, Prince signed a record contract, made fat stacks, got pissed off at the fatter stacks that the fatter cats were making and took all his toys and went home! That has very little to do with today’s episode other than a conversation about how artists are treated by…

RIGHT! Stop that! It’s all too silly! We get invaded by another podcast, there’s plenty of radio talk and the boys go back to their childhoods to talk about the use and abuse of Walkie Talkies! The Dad jokes are back and Randy’s radio retrieval ruination really rather rattles us! Aside from all that, we…