“If you like it listen to it. If you don’t, fuck off!” Thus spake the Cardinal. And the congregation lifted up their hands to him and said “Oh wise and beneficent leader, what maketh you of the one who calls himself Rodgers?” And the Cardinal laid down his golden mace and leveled a steely gaze…

GET THE GUERNICA!!! We need it to impregnated a stubborn goat and it’s the only device we haven’t yet tried! There’s more talk about Cuban sax players than uou might expect and Jose from Guatemala is of no help. Is Gerry Rafferty the Scottish Eagles? We don’t know. We were hoping you would. If Kev…

Kev and Randy’s World Tour of Saskatoon

Can’t we give ourselves one more chance? Why can’t we give love that one more chance? There are a great many reasons why this ideal seems unattainable, but if we all try to live by the message of this song, surely the world would be a richer, calmer, and more beautiful place! This week we…

One dump, one turd, two tits, John Deacon

Both Sides of the Seaside

We’re talking Kinks, we’re talking Van Halen, we’re talking Lennon, we’re talking Quiet Riot, T-Rex, and Stevie Ray Vaughan. Oh and we spend a few minutes talking about Queen too! Bri had hepatitis, Freddie sang his song, and John kept Roger out of the way and out of trouble. He probably rolled the windows down…

KoFi Klub

In days of yore (aka medieval Britain), merchants would travel from hamlet to hamlet negotiating with the various Lords, through their Stewards and Bailiffs, in order to provide chain mail, iron braces and cladding for drawbridges, and reinforcements for battlements. Often, the merchant would barter for food, tools, or other supplies. The most famous of…

Randy simply will not get over the title of this album. He just can’t deal with the fact that an album called “Jazz” features no jazz. There’s plenty of rock n roll, a wee bit of vaudeville, there’s some proto-disco, and a spicy eastern flavour to the title track. But what are we getting from…