Kofi Klub

Kev finds out that Nshima isn’t the name of some peculiar rash that Randy picked up in Zambia, but rather, a corn meal porridge that Randy… picked up in Africa. Again, and again, and again. The Cardinal is back and he’s here to regale us with tales of boom mics and bad burgers! And you…

Well, it’s the last B-side episode in our hattrick of pre-recorded shows while old R-Boat is over in Z-Boat! There were some technical difficulties during recording but hey, we’re truly international, so we…. kinda sorted em out! Look, we don’t have Off Menu money or whatever that one is with Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, and…

Holy smokes and saints alive I never thought this would happen to me! What’s that you ask? Oh, not much… I just happen to be lucky enough to co-host a podcast with the most international dude in the entire Northern hemisphere. Mr. “Jetset” Randy Woods himself is over in the cradle of humanity sharing his…

Fool in the Rain, The Fool on the Hill, Ship of Fools, What a Fool Believes, Fool for the City, Everybody’s a Fool, Fool if You Think It’s Over, and Fool in Love. Every fucker and their dog seems to have a fool song for the love of gods! Well, Queen wrote one. Kinda. Brian…

Kofi Klub

The Attack Dragon (Draco ferox) is a large, obligate quadrupedal dragon distinguished by a dense, osteoderm-reinforced hide and an elongated cranial structure optimized for both intimidation and prey capture. The skull supports a double row of recurved, serrated teeth that are continuously replaced throughout the animal’s life, while a heavily muscled neck allows for powerful…

Go Fuck Your Elves!

Brideshead Revisited: The Sacred & Profane Memories of Captain Charles Ryderis a novel by the English writerEvelyn Waugh, first published in 1945. It follows, from the 1920s to the early 1940s, the life and romances of Charles Ryder, especially his friendship with the Flytes, a family of wealthyEnglish Catholicswho live in a palatial mansion, Brideshead…

Once upon a time, there was a small wooden puppet who dreamed of being a dancer. All his puppet friends told him “You’ll never be a dancer! You lack the requisite dexterity because of your inarticulate limbs!” The little wooden puppet wouldn’t listen and set out to the big city to find a dance master…